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Snot Nosed Vagabon Rodent Manglers
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Alabaster kangaroos eat four pineapples
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there were four kangaroos in cleveland on february 6, 1998. what their buisness was, i cannot disclose; however, it is noted that at least two of these large mammals were wearing nylon stockings and one was carrying a large lolipop with the wrapper still on.
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eleven elven ants were entertaing a few of their closest antelope friends when there was suddenly a loud undulation from the back room of their condo. upon further investigation to the sound, a candy apple was found on the kitchen floor minus a wooden stick.
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grasshopper wins can of tomato soup
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asparagus weeds cure insomnia
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cannot the mild mannered gentleman who obnoxiously bellows out his beliefs upon the unsuspecting please refrain from any further orders of pineapple on pizza...dude, cooked pineapple just aint all that.....try some granola man!
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